RevJimbo222: Hello Santa?
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".
So, have you been naughty or nice?
SantaClaus: Wonderful! I'm so glad to hear that! O:-) Why don't you tell me a little about yourself and we'll get started? How old are you?
SantaClaus: ;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "Ask Santa" and click the "Send" button. :-)
RevJimbo222: Ask Santa for a Antec side panel with window
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! O.K. I'm an old guy, so please give me one wish at a time. What would you like for Christmas?
RevJimbo222: an antec side panel with window
SantaClaus: Is there anything else?
SantaClaus: ;-) What would your last Christmas wish be?
RevJimbo222: a round transfer cable
SantaClaus: Oh, yes, everyone wants gadgets and gizmos this year. O:-) What else would you like from Santa?
RevJimbo222: That is it
SantaClaus: ;-) What would your final Christmas wish be?
RevJimbo222: To cure cancer
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! :-) O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "song poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
RevJimbo222: no thanks
SantaClaus: My pleasure. Ho Ho Ho!
RevJimbo222: ho ho ho yourself
SantaClaus: And a very merry Christmas to you! ;-)
Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing "to do"!
RevJimbo222: blow me!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type "To Do", it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
RevJimbo222: you suck santa
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
RevJimbo222: are you?
SantaClaus: I think, therefore I am Santa. Santa Claus.
RevJimbo222: That is the stupidist line ever!
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.
RevJimbo222: yeah...we already do!
RevJimbo222: when I get busy with her on Christmas eve
SantaClaus: Christmas Eve is December 24th, the night before Christmas, and when I embark on my annual ride. I'm very busy getting prepared now! :-)
RevJimbo222: I know...that is why I get busy with Ms. Claus (or Veronica as she says) that night - let me tell you she has a nice set of headlights!
SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Then type 'home' to try a fresh start.
RevJimbo222: you suck!
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
RevJimbo222: And a gallon of acid for you!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, "To Do".
RevJimbo222: No thanks I have had enough of you!
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
RevJimbo222: Then shut your pie hole!
SantaClaus: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".
RevJimbo222: Dammit, stop with the links!
SantaClaus: Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:
Classic Holiday Radio@AOL
AOL Music: Holiday Music Videos
AOL Broadband: Holiday Movies
AOL House & Home: Holiday Pets
AOL House & Home: Entertaining